Soap is not a condiment
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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