PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
