This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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