another moral hangover. fuck.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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