Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
