do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
