Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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