did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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