so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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