he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
