that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
vagina is talking i cant
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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