The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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