Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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