margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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