i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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