Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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