yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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