How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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