Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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