is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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