how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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