He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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