I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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