i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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