go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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