Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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