Whod you bang
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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