gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i barfeds in our rink
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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