ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize