we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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