"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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