Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize