found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
