Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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