hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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