just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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