Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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