yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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