Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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