absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
this hospital has no fireball
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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