this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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