Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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