it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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