Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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