Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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