The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I have post one night stand depression
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