I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I will be naked everywhere
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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