i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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