My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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