nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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