I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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