And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Your penis caused this!
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