Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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