Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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