So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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