I never want to see another naked old woman again.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Alive.
So much puke
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
